Limericks - Set One

First Set of Limericks:

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1.
In Ireland there are many stores
And the men are always such bores
The beer they did try
And they spit in your Eye
So the women took home gifts galore.

2.
They told us of Leprechauns bold
Pretty fairies from days of olde
We were lucky to see
So many a fairy trees
But saw nary a pot of their gold.

3. Same author as #2.
At the fort on the river Shannon
The walls, they always has a man on
On this old keep
Soldiers dared not sleep
Lest the gentry be lasted by Cannon.

4.
Our coach driver from Brendan Tours was Paddy
Who lives in Killarney and married my aunt Hattie
They met one night under the fairy tree
and after playing ring-around-a-rosy
They produced a family of three.

5.
I was getting from Dollar to Euro
My conversion not totally thorough
When along came pound sterling
To set my mind whirling
I don't know if I'm rich'o or poor'o

6.Same Author as #5
Packing can be such a hassle
Especially after trying a passel
So dump what you brought
and pack what you bought
And carry it back to your Castle.

7. Same Author as #5 and #6
Traveling the roads around Connemara
The traffic as something a terr'a
With Paddy' s expertise
We made it with ease
Fine driver and jolly good fell'a.

8.  Same Author as #5 and #6
Traveling around Galway Bay
It was just a beautiful Day
The company was Fine
The scenery sublime
We felt like shouting 'hurray'.

9.  Same Author as #5 and #6
A knowledgeable lady named Liz
A travel guide above all in the Biz!
With a driver named Paddy
A skillful young Laddie
Touring Ireland was purely a Whiz.

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