Limericks - Set Two

Here are some more Limericks.
Please do comment if you are the author / poet!

10.
The Vikings Sailed the Ocean Wide
Alas they landed on the Tide
They fought the local People
And Ravished the church Steeples
But, Alas together they did Abide.

11.
An Irishman's witt is hung
Upon the peg of a rapier Tongue
The rains spit, the winds blow
And the English never seem to go
Tis a blessing to be the full of Dung.

12.
A pretty young girl from Killarney
Was wanting to go Kiss the Blarney
At the stone she did Slip
Fall and banged up her Lip
Now the boys miss her Kiss in Killarney

13.  By Madhvi.
Two young boys from Galway
Must be thru high school about Halfway
They dance at Trad on the Prom
But keep their grades at school in the form
Hope they can keep knee ailment at the Bay.

14. By Madhvi
We were on a Brendan Coach
With a lady who bought the last Broach.
We saw a thatched Roof
Where they sold 6 Euros a Hoof
And the Whiskey we drank was Irish not Scotch.

15. By Madhvi
We met Browns, Martins and McNamarra
Talked to Joyce's at Conemara
To Ireland they Come
Looking for their loved One's
Be it O'Kelley, O'Connor or O'Harra

16. By Madhvi
There was an Irish man on the Moon River
He had a few jokes in his Quiver
Queen Maeve burried standing up in her Gown
But they say it rains when cows sit Down
Do I doubt these Irish tales? Never !!

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