Limericks - Set Four

And here are some more:

26.
There was a tour guide named Liz
Who really knew her Biz
We all had great fun
With plenty of Sun
and now we can all pass her Quiz

27.
There once was a bus driver named Paddy
He was so good as our Caddy
He took us to Sites
And for many yummy Bites
And that's how we all got so Fatty.

28.
A queenly lunch with a Tipple
Caused the news cast to Ripple
The horse was a Dud
Surely no Stud
And the royal visit ended in a Pickle.

29.
Peat from the Bog
was played with by the Dog
Flipping it into the Stew
Required a run to the Lou
Causing a massive Clog.

30.
All in a Diddle
The Coach stopped in a Spideal
Since the hotel was a Far
We stopped at a Spar
Liz warned us not to Diddle.

31.
Dublin doors are of all Colors
Reds, Blues, Greens Yellers
All the lads they still Drink
Their wives they do Think
It keeps them from losing their Fillers.

32.
In Derry, the PFNI
Diversity they decided to Try
As hostilities Cease
The goal is real Peace
No matter the banner they did Fly.

33.
There once was a man from Limrick
Who could make-uptight verse real Quick
He could make up a Rhyme
In fact, in no Time
I'm not he, so this verse aint Slick.

34.
Standing in the window of Dromoland Castle
Stood Georgie in a Hassle
The paparazzi took a Dare
Without ever a Care
Exposing the Presidential Tassle

35.
Title: Floored
The hotel floors in Ireland Exist
Between the UG+LG mist
In the haunted Ground
Dead travelers Abound
Fading into the Celtic Bliss

The Final installment, next, as Set Five.